06-26-2003, 12:41 AM | #1 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: cali
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Post Sex Cigarette
excuse me if you've heard this, i didn't find it anywhere in the board so here goes.
Adam was sitting under a tree smoking a cigarette after having sex with Eve. God came up to Adam and asked, "So, how was it?" To which Adam replied, "It was great!" and took another drag of his cigarette. Curious as to how Eve liked it, God asked Adam, "Where's Eve?" "Down by the river," replied Adam. "What is she doing by the river?" asked God. "Oh, after sex, Eve wasn't feeling too fresh down there and decided to wash her private part by the river" said Adam. "SHIT!" exclaimed God, "I'll never get the smell outta the fish now" |
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