lame-o one-liners 23
 

There I was on my way to work...getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind...wasn't even on the horizon...I was in a great
mood...and then, I rear-ended the car in front of me.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car...(and you know how you just get SOOO stressed that stuff seems to get funny?)

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it...he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And that's when the fight started...

I would love to be able to deliver a line like that...

Oh my. hehe.

thanks...I havent laughed that hard in a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time

Classic.