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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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lame-o one-liners 22
I was walking past the mental hospital the other day and all the patients were shouting ,'13...13...13...'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some nut poked me in the eye with a stick and they all started shouting '14...14...14...'
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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That's odd. As I walked away I heard "15!, 15!, 15!" Strange.
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