bjambjam

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then, looking over his glasses,
he casually asked, "Is that one word or two?"

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MiSo

someone please explain...

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telekinetic

Hah! This joke probably works better outloud...if you don't get it, read it to yourself.

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Tully Mars

Well, she could be saying she'd like it infrequently.

Or...

She could be saying she'd like "IT" in, frequently.

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CinnamonGirl

*snort* Nice.

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MiSo

i get it.
thanks!

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Nisses

Thanks, that's a good one to start my day with

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vancityboi

hehe good one

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uncle phil

in...

frequently...

good one...

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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Brewmaniac

Very cleaver joke! Thanks for the chuckle!

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genuinegirly

Hehehe. plays on words are great.

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