Infrequently
 

An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship.
"How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then, looking over his glasses,
he casually asked, "Is that one word or two?"

:thumbsup: :shakehead:

someone please explain...:confused:

Hah! This joke probably works better outloud...if you don't get it, read it to yourself.

Well, she could be saying she'd like it infrequently.

Or...

She could be saying she'd like "IT" in, frequently.

*snort* Nice.

:lol:

i get it.
thanks!

Thanks, that's a good one to start my day with :)

hehe good one :D

in...

frequently...

good one...

Very cleaver joke! Thanks for the chuckle!

Hehehe. plays on words are great.