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Bob was walking along his normal route home, and finally curiosity got the best of him. Every day for ten years he walked by an ice cream parlor that boasted "Every Flavor Known to Man" was sold inside.

Bob stepped inside, and was greeted by a large man behind the low freezer.

"Well," said the vendor, "what'll it be? We've got everything."

"Ok," says Bob. "How about triple chocolate? You have that?"

"Of course." Came the reply. "Here's a sample."

So Bob took the sample, and sure enough, it was triple chocolate, the best he'd ever had.

"Well, how about.....rum flavored?"

"Here you go."

Same thing...Bob had a sample of the best rum ice cream he had ever tasted.

"I know for sure you don't have....beef flavored ice cream."

"Sure we do. Here, have another sample."

Bob couldn't believe it. He'd walked by this place for years, and sure enough, it seemed they did have every flavor of ice cream!

"Fine...how about....pussy flavored ice cream?"

"One scoop or two?" Was the answer.

Bob shouted "BULLSHIT! No way!"

"Yes way. Waffle cone OK?"

"You bet...make it a double."

So Bob got his double scoop ice cream waffle cone, and gingerly sniffed it. There was a faint smell of pussy, not too strong, and it looked just like vanilla. So he closed his eyes, opened his mouth, and just ran his tongue all over the scoop....

And promptly spit it all over the counter. "Liar! This isn't pussy! It tastes like shit!"

The ice cream man calmly replied, "Well, that's because you took too big a lick."