Flights you wished you missed
 

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"Welcome abroad flight 214 to, OH! Holy Crap!"

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"And if you look out the left side of the aircraft you'll, Oh my God! I mean RIGHT, RIGHT side of the plane you'll see they're putting in a new Starbucks, several of them"

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"Um, tower we've got a "dinging" sound we're unable to identify."

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"Did you hear something? I think I heard something."

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"Radio the chief and tell him we're not going to need the foam truck."

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"Northwest 138, please verify you copy gate A21 for arrival."

Great...I have to get on a plane from WI to FL in a week!

Oh my goodness.

Regardless of the photos you're still much safer in the sky then on the highway.

Here's flights you're not likely to find yourself on...

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Unfortunately for the people seated in the VIP section, Stan choose a completely inappropriate way to try to impress his girlfriend.

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"I fucking told you- cash! Fucking, CASH! Nobody fronts 20 Keys."

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"I told you it wouldn't float."

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Yeah, I got nothing.

Please feel free to add your own caption to any of these. Someone e-mailed me the photos and I just added the first thing that popped in my head.

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Ginsu knife testing factory

thanks a lot. in 2 days i´m flying to denmark then finland. thanks :p

Infomercial.

"Normal knives may be able to cut through paper. Better knives can cut through tin cans. But the ULTRA LASER SHARP CUTTER KNIFE 4000..."

Warning: keep away from small children and angry drunks.

"Is it a plane, is it an accordion, who knows!"

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when plane parallel parking goes wrong....

When electric tin openers attack.

I think we have a winner, though I liked them all.

Ginsu knives and accordions, LOL! How come I couldn't come up with any thing?

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"I read the sign and just had to do it."

or...

"Warning: your version of fantasy and our version may differ greatly."