uncle phil

Husband and wife are shopping in Walmart when the man picks up a case of beer and puts in into the shopping buggy.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife

'They're on special , only $30 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a $60 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping buggy.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the man,

'It's my face cream. It makes me look BEAUTIFUL,' she says.

The man replies...'SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER AND IT'S HALF THE FUCKING PRICE'

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KellyC

This joke has been posted here before but, this version is definitely funnier.

Thanks.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

uncle phil

you mean this one?


http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=129576

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.