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Old 04-30-2008, 04:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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a prayer

our lager which art in barrels
hallowed be thy drink
thy will be drunk
(and i will be drunk)
at home as in the taverns
give us this day our foamy head
and lead us not in to incarceration
but deliver us from hangovers
for thine is the beer
the bitter and the lager
for ever and ever
barmen
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Old 05-01-2008, 12:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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barmen brother!
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Old 05-01-2008, 01:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
Let's put a smile on that face
 
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Hmmmm, seeing as I went to church almost all my life I am not sure how to take that. Very cleverly written but I am still brainwashed to think of it as blasphemy, *sigh*
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Old 05-08-2008, 07:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I like it! Will send to friends. Thanks!
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by blahblah454
Hmmmm, seeing as I went to church almost all my life I am not sure how to take that. Very cleverly written but I am still brainwashed to think of it as blasphemy, *sigh*
Jesus made delicious strong wine for drunken party goers. I think he probably said a version of this at some point.
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