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scope · 06-25-2003, 02:39 PM

This one's a classic!

Mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways."

Mom fainted.

Peetster · 06-25-2003, 03:03 PM

It made me smile. :-)

LittleOralAnnie · 06-25-2003, 04:04 PM

That brought me a nice belly roll, thanks

SirLance · 06-25-2003, 05:07 PM

Very cute!

drag0nmanes · 06-26-2003, 01:13 AM

Not too bad. Not laugh out loud funny, but still pretty good.

oblar · 06-26-2003, 06:10 AM

nice joke

made me chuckle

Gortexfogg · 06-26-2003, 10:15 AM

Funny stuff, especially that last one

LiekMagik · 06-26-2003, 11:16 AM

Hey man that was a great joke

Vyk · 06-26-2003, 03:45 PM

Quite amusing. Most lengthy jokes aren't worth the punchline but this one was. Thanks

bravo49 · 06-27-2003, 02:26 AM

Good, very, very good

cole318 · 06-27-2003, 12:49 PM

great joke

TerresqueÜ · 06-27-2003, 03:53 PM

Hee hee hee, I've never heard that one, thanks.

Fade · 06-27-2003, 03:54 PM

ah the joy of corporate slogans...

sooz · 06-28-2003, 12:48 AM

a classic

xepherys · 07-17-2007, 10:24 AM

so many good jokes from back in the archives. Man, this is a classic!

06-25-2003, 02:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
scope Banned Location: Canada	The three daughters. This one's a classic! Mother had 3 daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed, but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted.

06-25-2003, 05:07 PM	#4 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	Very cute! __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

06-26-2003, 06:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
oblar Über-Rookie Location: No longer, D.C	nice joke made me chuckle __________________ "All that we can do is just survive. .All that we can do to help ourselves is stay alive." - Rush

06-26-2003, 11:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
LiekMagik Upright Location: Texas	Hey man that was a great joke __________________ Miek posted dis

06-26-2003, 03:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
Vyk Insane Location: Dayton, Ohio	Quite amusing. Most lengthy jokes aren't worth the punchline but this one was. Thanks __________________ "Courage of the heart is very rare"

06-25-2003, 03:03 PM	#2 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	It made me smile. :-)

06-25-2003, 04:04 PM	#3 (permalink)
LittleOralAnnie Banned	That brought me a nice belly roll, thanks

06-26-2003, 01:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
drag0nmanes Crazy Location: Oside	Not too bad. Not laugh out loud funny, but still pretty good.

06-26-2003, 10:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Funny stuff, especially that last one

06-27-2003, 02:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good, very, very good

06-27-2003, 12:49 PM	#11 (permalink)
cole318 Upright	great joke

06-27-2003, 03:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hee hee hee, I've never heard that one, thanks. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

06-27-2003, 03:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
Fade Banned	ah the joy of corporate slogans...

06-28-2003, 12:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	a classic __________________ -sooz

07-17-2007, 10:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
xepherys <3 TFP Location: 17TLH2445607250	so many good jokes from back in the archives. Man, this is a classic! __________________ The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible... -- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato My Homepage