Sempre Fi Genie
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Marine are all working together one day. They come across a lantern ....
And a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Canadian says, “I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.” POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming. Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious land.' POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries. The Marine says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.' The Marine sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.' |
Hooray magical genocide!
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i found this funnier than the joke itself. |
this is just a modernized adaptation of a very old joke :p
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"i dream of genie..."
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But yes, old joke new twist. |
Sorry to spell check, but it's "Semper Fi". Not to ruin the joke, but since it was adapted, I have to say that's not all Osama would wish for and not a Marine's style.
And now to completely hijack your thread with the defacto military joke, it has countless variations, but doesn't get old: The reason the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines squabble among themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For example, take a simple phrase like, "Secure the building." - The Army will put guards around the place. - The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. - The Marines will kill everybody inside and set up a command post. - The Air Force will take out a 5-year lease with an option to buy. |
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No worries, its not the fact a word was misspelled just a point of pride for the Marines.
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