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It's an oldie, but still classic:


A Marine, an Army dude and an Air Force guy were drinking in a bar, together.
They were having a really good time and agreed that this bar was a nice place.

Then the Army dude said, "yeah, this is a nice bar, but where I come from; back in Cali, there's a better one. At Marty's, you buy a drink, then you buy another drink, and then Marty himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agreed, that sounded like a good place.

Then the Air Force guy said, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. In Brooklyn, there's a place called Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink and Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink and Vinny buys you another drink, too."

Everyone agreed that sounded like a really great bar.

Then the Marine said, "You think that was great? Where I come from in North Carolina, there's this place called Sywanyk's. At Sywanyk's, they buy you your first drink, then they buy you your second drink, they also buy your third drink and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" exclaimed the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replied the Marine, "but it did happen to my sister... three times!"

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