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SSJTWIZTA 04-28-2008 09:37 PM

A Penguin and an Oil Change
 
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No, no!" the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

Crack 04-29-2008 11:52 AM

I like it!

Daniel_ 04-29-2008 12:22 PM

he he he he!

genuinegirly 04-29-2008 01:52 PM

Oh man! I really didn't see that one coming!

lotsofmagnets 04-30-2008 10:23 AM

i was waiting for a reference to being unable to drive a car once the oil light was on but that was pretty good :)

Redlemon 04-30-2008 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by genuinegirly
Oh man! I really didn't see that one coming!

Neither did the penguin. *rimshot*

Reese 05-06-2008 03:56 PM

Rofl.. This reminded me about this news story...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/7379554.stm

genuinegirly 05-06-2008 04:07 PM

Oh my goodness cybermike - so very disturbing. Yet intriguing at the same time.

SSJTWIZTA 05-06-2008 06:09 PM

HAHAHAHA!

oh man, watch out for those rapists seals.
they'll get cha!

blahblah454 05-07-2008 12:14 PM

Thats hilarious


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