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Old 04-26-2008, 09:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Marshmallo Porn

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Old 04-26-2008, 10:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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-Groan-
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 04-27-2008, 03:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'll admit it, I giggled.
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Old 04-27-2008, 05:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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erm...
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:49 AM   #5 (permalink)
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...wha?
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Soft core, I'd suspect.
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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...oh...

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Old 04-27-2008, 10:22 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Peep show, soft core...you guys make me laugh.
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Soft core, I'd suspect.
BWAA HA HA HA!
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Old 04-27-2008, 10:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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That is some of the funniest shit ever. Srsly.
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Old 04-27-2008, 09:23 PM   #11 (permalink)
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okay,
its funnier when sober.
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Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 04-28-2008, 03:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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made me go and at the same time.

Nice work
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Old 04-28-2008, 05:48 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Its that stupid grin on his face that makes it funny. Like he already knows whats on the other side but wants it anyways.
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Old 04-28-2008, 08:15 AM   #14 (permalink)
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hehe. Rediculous.
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Old 04-28-2008, 01:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
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clavus, that's your work, isn't it?
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Old 04-28-2008, 05:58 PM   #16 (permalink)
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OK, ya got me. That brought out a chuckle.
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Old 04-28-2008, 07:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
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clavus, that's your work, isn't it?
"Work" is too strong a word, but yes. I am the mightywombat.com attention whore.
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Old 04-28-2008, 07:41 PM   #18 (permalink)
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So, uh, what do you think he's doing with his other hand?
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Old 04-29-2008, 04:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Maybe he's looking for more change. Kinda doubt it though.
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
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So, uh, what do you think he's doing with his other hand?
Leave it to Crompsin to post what I was thinking but thought better of.
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Old 04-29-2008, 07:31 AM   #21 (permalink)
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So, uh, what do you think he's doing with his other hand?
Rolling these around:

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Old 04-29-2008, 07:44 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Uh, oh. I think I got some egg white on my pants.
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:29 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I love the shit eating grin on his face...

How 'bout this one:

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