Top 10 Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Andric · 06-25-2003, 10:08 AM

I hadn't seen this before, and a "top victoria's secret" search didn't produce any results. Hope you like it.

#10 - Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 - No Thanks. Just Sniffing..
#8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 - Mom will love this.
#6 - Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 - No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 - Will you model this for me???
#3 - The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!
#2 - 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!

And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret:

#1 - Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

Panopticon · 06-25-2003, 10:13 AM

Haha...I like the "Mom will like this." Good post!

viveleroi0 · 06-25-2003, 02:13 PM

I love "will you model it", always had that fantasy.

MacGnG · 06-25-2003, 04:42 PM

"Will you model this for me???" lol

ratbastid · 06-26-2003, 04:58 PM

viveleroi0, when I was in high school there was a SUPER HOT girl a year ahead of me who worked at Victoria's Secret. Needless to say, I know what you're talking about.

Tophat665 · 06-26-2003, 05:19 PM

#11 - Do I look fat in this?

lola218 · 06-26-2003, 05:50 PM

#1 could be grounds for divorce.

duckduck · 06-26-2003, 07:32 PM

Those are all friggin' hilarious!

sooz · 06-28-2003, 01:34 AM

Haha i like #5

manalone · 06-28-2003, 05:54 AM

Kinda a variation on #1: "Gee I never knew this place did outsizes too"

shockwave2k1 · 06-29-2003, 08:59 AM

joke of the week =)

loganmule · 06-29-2003, 07:14 PM

good one

Conclamo Ludus · 06-29-2003, 07:18 PM

#5 split my side laughing over it. Nice post!

microdot · 06-29-2003, 07:18 PM

never seen this before. was good for a chuckle. thanks.

Munku · 06-29-2003, 07:35 PM

Number 1 is great, I could see some weirdo fat guy go in there and ask that. haha!

06-25-2003, 10:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Andric Tilted	Top 10 Things Men SHOULDN'T Say Out Loud In Victoria's Secret I hadn't seen this before, and a "top victoria's secret" search didn't produce any results. Hope you like it. #10 - Does this come in children's sizes? #9 - No Thanks. Just Sniffing.. #8 - I'll be in the dressing room going blind. #7 - Mom will love this. #6 - Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable. #5 - No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here. #4 - Will you model this for me??? #3 - The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!! #2 - 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud in Victoria's Secret: #1 - Oh, honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that.

06-25-2003, 10:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Panopticon Psycho	Haha...I like the "Mom will like this." Good post! __________________ .:Panopticon:.

06-25-2003, 02:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
viveleroi0 Psycho Location: Oregon	I love "will you model it", always had that fantasy. __________________ "It's not that I don't understand, it's that I don't care" - Homer Simpson

06-26-2003, 05:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	#11 - Do I look fat in this? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-26-2003, 07:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Those are all friggin' hilarious! __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

06-25-2003, 04:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	"Will you model this for me???" lol

06-26-2003, 04:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	viveleroi0, when I was in high school there was a SUPER HOT girl a year ahead of me who worked at Victoria's Secret. Needless to say, I know what you're talking about.

06-26-2003, 05:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
lola218 Tilted Location: beverly hills,fl	#1 could be grounds for divorce.

06-28-2003, 01:34 AM	#9 (permalink)
sooz Crazy Location: Somewhere in the middle	Haha i like #5 __________________ -sooz

06-28-2003, 05:54 AM	#10 (permalink)
manalone Once upon a time...	Kinda a variation on #1: "Gee I never knew this place did outsizes too" __________________ -- Man Alone ======= Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.

06-29-2003, 08:59 AM	#11 (permalink)
shockwave2k1 Upright	joke of the week =)

06-29-2003, 07:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	good one

06-29-2003, 07:18 PM	#13 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	#5 split my side laughing over it. Nice post! __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

06-29-2003, 07:18 PM	#14 (permalink)
microdot Crazy	never seen this before. was good for a chuckle. thanks.

06-29-2003, 07:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Number 1 is great, I could see some weirdo fat guy go in there and ask that. haha!