Sherlock Holmes joke
 

A venerable classic:

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, followed by brandy and cigars, they retire for the night.

Some hours later, Watson finds himself nudged into wakefulness by his friend. “Watson, look up, and tell me what you see.”

“I see thousands upon thousands of stars, Holmes” Watson says, sleepily.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are worlds beyond count, and outer space is vast and limitless. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes sighs, resignedly.

“Watson, you damned fool.” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Sherlock and John (Watson) get frisky one night, but try as they might, John can't get himself into Sherlie's special place.

They've tried oil.

They've tried spit.

They've tried butter.

Nothing works.

Eventually, Sherlock says - "Take a lemon, cut it in half, and use the end of your old fella as a juicer, John".

Dr W is sceptical, but tries it anyway.

Slick as you like, John is soon buried balls deep up Holmes' backside.

"How did you know it would work, Holmes?" asked Dr Watson in his post coital glow.

"Lemon entry, my dear Watson, lemon entry".

Daniel_, I take back everything I said in your "happy birthday" thread. That one actually hurt to read.