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troit 04-10-2008 01:24 AM

She puts the "B" in blonde...
 
http://www.fliggo.com/video/X9TKy7oH

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ironman 04-10-2008 07:08 AM

OMFG!!! Hilarious, "Europe is a country"!!!!

Willravel 04-10-2008 07:45 AM

Rest of the world: we're so, so sorry. We'll try and fix our school system as soon as we can, but we have all this other crap to deal with, too. We've had to put it on the back burner.

We're sorry.

lotsofmagnets 04-10-2008 07:48 AM

how the hell did she accrue $10,000 to that point???

vanblah 04-10-2008 08:01 AM

Correction: This woman put the "F" in blond.

Honestly, we have to do something about this. I know it makes good TeeVee and all.

LoganSnake 04-10-2008 11:34 AM

That's not all, folks.


Willravel 04-10-2008 11:38 AM

Awww jesus.... that's just sad. "We didn't have flying balls cummin at our heads".

Ustwo 04-10-2008 11:56 AM

It shows that being pretty is all a woman needs to get through life.

Its very hard to take that as real at face value though.

Willravel 04-10-2008 12:00 PM

I'm pretty.

vanblah 04-10-2008 12:03 PM

Hmmm. Now that we have learned that she was an American Idol contestant this changes everything.

It's all an act. She's now getting more notoriety because of her "stupidity." Just play the dumb blond and watch the media generate your very own FREE P.R.

I hope ...

Willravel 04-10-2008 12:04 PM

Like Jessica Simpson?

LoganSnake 04-10-2008 12:51 PM

Jessica can sing.

blahblah454 04-12-2008 09:41 AM

Jessica also has a down syndrome face

Ilow 04-12-2008 09:42 AM

I wish I could say that I thought that the whole thing was an act, but I fear that it is not. As Will said. rest of the world, we apologize. Actually, never mind, just rape us at will economically and take full advantage of our stupidity...

Tully Mars 04-12-2008 10:53 AM

Wow! I think if I were female I be insulted to share a gender with her. But I don't think it's a gender thing at all, I've met several guys that were just as stupid. Hell I worked with a guy, sheriffs deputy, who argued with me one day that the moon was too a planet. And he had a college degree. All I can say is don't ever send you're kid to Washington State.

BTW- I'm betting she's had plenty of balls flying at or near her head.

Baraka_Guru 04-12-2008 11:21 AM

I find her quite adorable.

mixedmedia 04-12-2008 11:25 AM

Tully :lol:

But I'm with UsTwo and vanblah. I think she's putting on an act. Not to say that she's hiding a great genius behind it, but I think she's playing a role.

Tully Mars 04-12-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
I find her quite adorable.

I prefer women with a few more brian cells.

MM- Act like a moron often enough and people are going to naturally assume it's not an act.

Baraka_Guru 04-12-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars
I prefer women with a few more brian cells.

I find gerbils adorable too.

Ustwo 04-12-2008 06:20 PM

I showed that clip to my wife and asked her 'Would you have sex with a man that dumb?' and she said 'hell no.'

And there lies the difference between men and women. :thumbsup:

Baraka_Guru 04-12-2008 09:12 PM

What if he were quite rich?

Ustwo 04-12-2008 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru
What if he were quite rich?

Good question, and I haven't asked her.

From a casual sex perspective though it wouldn't matter, it would still be a no, she wouldn't be attracted to someone like that.

On the other side of the coin I wouldn't marry that woman (I think shes a singer) but I'd fuck her brains out, what little their might be.

Tully Mars 04-13-2008 01:45 AM

I wouldn't have sex with her. Might have been able to, or unable to stop myself depending on how you look at it, when I was eighteen. At some point she's going to start talking and I'd have to leave, with or without my pants.

mixedmedia 04-13-2008 05:37 AM

Well, I don't know about UsTwo's wife, but I wouldn't fuck a guy that stupid and I couldn't care less what other 'accessories' he's toting about. Stupidity is a total dealbreaker. As is asinine behavior and spitting in public.

I'd rather masturbate. :)

absorbentishe 04-13-2008 06:27 PM

Well.... She's hot foresure, but that only goes soo far. I think after about a month, it would get real old. But then again, she may take it up the ass like a trooper...

DEI37 04-14-2008 05:22 AM

I watched that episode, and laughed my butt off the whole time she was up there.

tisonlyi 04-14-2008 06:43 AM

No need to apologise USians, we have more than enough stupids on our side of the Atlantic to balance your stupids (at least in the UK... probably in the UK alone).

Not so long ago, I had to educate my then 22 year old cousin in basics of geography such as "Norway is the to the east of Liverpool".

:rolleyes: *weeps*

Quote:

Originally Posted by absorbentishe
Well.... She's hot foresure, but that only goes soo far. I think after about a month, it would get real old. But then again, she may take it up the ass like a trooper...

Give her some cracker jacks, flick on the baseball and i doubt she'd notice...

genuinegirly 04-14-2008 07:28 AM

Honestly...
I think it's a reflection of a trend in our society: our current fixation with the media, and the need to fill it with charismatic beauties, allows beautiful people to survive with minimal know-how.

She didn't need a high school degree to look pretty on stage and sing. She did need to work hard and practice to attain any level of performance-level vocal prowess. She also needs to put more effort into her appearance than most studious, university-driven folk. One only has so many hours in a given day. She chose to use hers to sing, dance, put on makeup, etc.

As long as she can see to her basic needs without a lick of common knowledge, she will not bother to learn.

Would you want it any other way?
(I know I would)

Tully Mars 04-14-2008 08:18 AM

I do believe it's possible she's acting more ditsy then she actually is. To what degree, I might debate. But all this talk of of failed educational systems reminds me of an e-mail someone recently sent me.

This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina , Kansas , USA It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina , and reprinted by the Salina Journal.

8th Grade Final Exam: Salina , KS -1895

Grammar (Time, one hour)

1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.
2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.
3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph
4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of 'lie,''play,' and 'run.'
5. Define case; illustrate each case.
6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.
7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.


Arithmetic (Time,1 hour 15 minutes )

1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.
2. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?
3. If a load of wheat weighs 3,942 lbs., what is it worth at 50cts/bushel, deducting 1,050 lbs. for tare?
4. District No 33 has a valuation of $35,000. What is the necessary levy to carry on a school seven months at $50 per month, and have $104 for incidentals?
5. Find the cost of 6,720 lbs. coal at $6.00 per ton.
6. Find the interest of $512.60 for 8 months and 18 days at 7 percent.
7. What is the cost of 40 boards 12 inches wide and 16 ft. long at $20 per metre?
8. Find bank discount on $300 for 90 days (no grace) at 10 percent.
9. What is the cost of a square farm at $15 per acre, the distance of which is 640 rods?
10. Write a Bank Check, a Promissory Note, and a Receipt


U.S. History (Time, 45 minutes)

1. Give the epochs into which U.S. History is divided
2. Give an account of the discovery of America by Columbus .
3. Relate the causes and results of the Revolutionary War.
4. Show the territorial growth of the United States
5. Tell what you can of the history of Kansas
6. Describe three of the most prominent battles of the Rebellion.
7. Who were the following: Morse, Whitney, Fulton , Bell , Lincoln , Penn, and Howe?
8. Name events connected with the following dates: 1607, 1620, 1800, 1849, 1865.


Orthography (Time, one hour) [Do we even know what this is??]

1. What is meant by the following: alphabet, phonetic, orthography, etymology, syllabication
2. What are elementary sounds? How classified?
3. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals
4. Give four substitutes for caret 'U .' (HUH?)
5 Give two rules for spelling words with final 'e.' Name two exceptions under each rule.
6. Give two uses of silent letters in spelling. Illustrate each.
7. Define the following prefixes and use in connection with a word: bi, dis, mis, pre, semi, post, non, inter, mono, sup.
8. Mark diacritically and divide into syllables the following, and name the sign that indicates the sound: card, ball, mercy, sir, odd, cell, rise, blood, f are, last.
9. Use the following correctly in sentences: cite, site, sight, fane, fain, feign, vane , vain, vein, raze, raise, rays.
10. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.


Geography (Time, one hour)

1 What is climate? Upon what does climate depend?
2. How do you account for the extremes of climate in Kansas ?
3. Of what use are rivers? Of what use is the ocean?
4. Describe the mountains of North America
5. Name and describe the following: Monrovia , Odessa , Denver , Manitoba , Hecla , Yukon , St. Helena, Juan Fernandez, Aspinwall and Orinoco .
6. Name and locate the principal trade centers of the U.S.
7. Name all the republics of Europe and give the capital of each.
8. Why is the Atlantic Coast colder than the Pacific in the same latitude?
9. Describe the process by which the water of the ocean returns to the sources of rivers.

10. Describe the movements of the earth. Give the inclination of the earth.


So basically all those folks who used to say they only had and 8th grade education Might well be more educated then current High School grads.

Jinn 04-14-2008 09:36 AM

Well now I agree that the education system is failing and that this woman is a good example, I'm not sure that the test is particularly applicable to modern society.

The saying goes that in Greek times it was possible to learn everything known to man by the time you were eighteen.

The 'amount' of human knowledge has increased exponentially since 1895 and there is definitely a finite limit to the amount that you can teach in school.

I would not be displeased if students today are trading knowledge of this:

. Define verse, stanza and paragraph
. What are the following, and give examples of each: trigraph, subvocals, diphthong, cognate letters, linguals
. Write 10 words frequently mispronounced and indicate pronunciation by use of diacritical marks and by syllabication.
. A wagon box is 2 ft. deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. wide. How many bushels of wheat will it hold?


Into knowledge of 'how to use a computer', 'how to word process a document', 'how to spell check' and 'how to use a search engine.'

flat5 04-22-2008 10:26 AM

She may not be smart (she might be about some things) but she seems like a very nice person.

For me, that counts a lot in her favor.
She might be a very useful person too.

Brains ain't everything.


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