hillbilly

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
return, her Father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"
The girl, crying, replied, Sniff, sniff. "Dad I became a prostitute."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a
disgrace to this Catholic family."
"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious
fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club ..."
(takes a breath)............. "and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become? says Dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."

uncle phil

hehe...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

genuinegirly

LOL that's pretty silly.

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"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy