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Old 04-05-2008, 09:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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the new rephrased English :P

:P


ppl! u have to use this from now on

when u wanna swear :P

Turn your face >>>> 2 sweare
this is not your business >>>>2 sweare
you are empty>>>>2 sweare
you don not have a story>>>>2 sweare
pick up your face but >>>>2 sweare

Over my window ===========> when ur stressed
It comes over you ==========>2 sweare
Follow your mother =========>2 sweare
Find your quarter ===========> >>>>2 sweare
Stand up just stand up ======> 2 sweare
Drive it =================> when feeling confidant
On ceramic ==============> when busted
Cairo envelops ============> when stressed
Sensitive ================> making a comment
Shenshitive ==============> stressed
Minute ==================> 4 wondering
Give him the fifth ==========> instead of give me 5
A lot of this ===============> when u wanna insult some1 in a way
You broke my mind ========> when feeling sorry 4 some1
You have no invitation======> sweare
You have no cause =======> sweare
You don't have what my grandmother has >>>>>sweare

I took a parking from you ====> 4 sadness
Oh girl walk your adverb ===>4 sadness
What do you have ========> 4 wondering
no body a round you ======> 4 feeling lonely
from this eye before this eye ===> 4 gratitude

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Old 04-05-2008, 09:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Umm.... what?
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Old 04-05-2008, 10:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'm lost.
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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yeah...what? sweare?
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Old 04-05-2008, 11:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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erm...

My hovercraft is full of eels?
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I'll see your "hovercraft" and I'll raise you 2 Will Ferrells...


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Old 04-05-2008, 01:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why?

WTF are you trying to say?!??
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Old 04-05-2008, 01:56 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Maybe... she's a time-traveler from our distant past...
http://www.websters-online-dictionar...inition/SWEARE
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Old 04-05-2008, 02:53 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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erm...

My hovercraft is full of eels?

there is a fish in my library!
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Old 04-05-2008, 03:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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...What?
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:13 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Gah! I'm not sure, but I think it's all slang. Like... ebonics in a way. That makes me sad. ):
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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This thread makes me feel old.











Anyone know where the Geritol is?
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This thread makes me feel old
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Old 04-05-2008, 05:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You forgot the onion I used to wear in my belt, which was the style at the time....
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