the new rephrased English :P
 

:P


ppl! u have to use this from now on

when u wanna swear :P

Turn your face >>>> 2 sweare
this is not your business >>>>2 sweare
you are empty>>>>2 sweare
you don not have a story>>>>2 sweare
pick up your face but >>>>2 sweare

Over my window ===========> when ur stressed
It comes over you ==========>2 sweare
Follow your mother =========>2 sweare
Find your quarter ===========> >>>>2 sweare
Stand up just stand up ======> 2 sweare
Drive it =================> when feeling confidant
On ceramic ==============> when busted
Cairo envelops ============> when stressed
Sensitive ================> making a comment
Shenshitive ==============> stressed
Minute ==================> 4 wondering
Give him the fifth ==========> instead of give me 5
A lot of this ===============> when u wanna insult some1 in a way
You broke my mind ========> when feeling sorry 4 some1
You have no invitation======> sweare
You have no cause =======> sweare
You don't have what my grandmother has >>>>>sweare

I took a parking from you ====> 4 sadness
Oh girl walk your adverb ===>4 sadness
What do you have ========> 4 wondering
no body a round you ======> 4 feeling lonely
from this eye before this eye ===> 4 gratitude

Umm.... what? :confused:

I'm lost.

yeah...what? sweare?

erm...

My hovercraft is full of eels?

I'll see your "hovercraft" and I'll raise you 2 Will Ferrells...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.ya.../zoolander.jpg

"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!" :oogle:

Why?

WTF are you trying to say?!??

Maybe... she's a time-traveler from our distant past...
http://www.websters-online-dictionar...inition/SWEARE

there is a fish in my library!

...What?

Gah! I'm not sure, but I think it's all slang. Like... ebonics in a way. That makes me sad. ):

This thread makes me feel old.











Anyone know where the Geritol is?

You forgot the onion I used to wear in my belt, which was the style at the time....