uncle phil

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed, not able to sleep because of
the neighbors constantly barking dog. It has been in the backyard barking
for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had
enough of this!"

She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her
husband says, 'The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?'

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

KellyC

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed....and they're not having sex? What a waste of blonde.



zing!

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

genuinegirly

hmmmm. Well, this one didn't make me laugh as much. But it's still clever.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy