tisonlyi

Basically, take a word and give it a new meaning, but the the new meaning has to be related to the make-up of the word. The concept was regularly gone over on I'm sorry I haven't a clue, which is now defunct, sadly.

*weeps*

So, the classic example:

Vanish - A bit like a van.

Behold, the workings of my mind.......

Deliberate - Harassing a take away.
Impede - JamaicanEnglish: The past act of a small man's urination.
Behold - A transport container for bees.
Contemplate - Induce lateness of a contract worker, by nefarious means.
Penetrate - The pen that E.T. really likes.
Scrutinize - Vernacular futurism, to make love to an android.
Analyze - A person with a very strict view.
Dispute - Modern veracular: This Computer.
Hammer - Pig Farmer.
Ambush - morning shrub (ver syn - wake up nookie).
Precocious - Before they were arrogant. (pre-coci-ous)
Antimony - communist in outlook
Rummage - Booze wizardry
Confirm - To steal from a business.
Puppet - A minature baby dog. (Boooooooooooo, gerroff)
Nothing - A stencilist, all out of slender g's.
Pioneer - Location for baked savoury goods.
Supreme - To remove the soup.
Intellect - Likes to speak in public.
President - Squeezing the passport of a treeman.
Dominate - The cash Minnie scoffed.

More! *cracks whip*

(really simple. take a dictionary or an article, pick a multisyllabic word and let your imagination run riot over it)

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

tisonlyi

~30 views and no additions... maybe it's just me that considers these things are funny...

Funny - Amusing joint.
Consider - Dishonest apple drink

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

RetroGunslinger

Apple - a stretching of the abdomen.
Water - To add electricity.
Sadist - An unhappy individual.
Breakfast - To stop suddenly.
Submarine - Not worthy of water.
Handgun - The use of ones hand to simulate a weapon.
Crayon - An active supercomputer.

They're not the most intelligent, but I think I get the idea.

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

tisonlyi

Crayon - An active supercomputer
Breakfast - To stop suddenly.

Oh... They're so very very good.

policy - a cold person from Poland.
resulting - telling someone to f*ck off again.
fetish - like a party
fetishism - like a party as a principle
utilities - an uncomfortable pick up truck in Australia.

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

Baraka_Guru

pastels - female ancestors
soda - really stupid


I'm sure I have more... maybe later.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

tisonlyi

pastels - female ancestors... Maybe french female ancestry would give more people a clue...

Knowledge - shelfless

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

RetroGunslinger

Necrophilia - Love of black people.
Assistant - Someone whose buttocks is naturally tan.

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

Baraka_Guru

Oh, nice! Thanks!
This is good too.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

tisonlyi

Wisdom - A recently popular Franglais word.

Usage: To make plain between participants who will be the dominant during an S&M scene.

Necrophilia - the love of all crows

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"I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place." - Winston Churchill, 1937 --{ORLY?}--

genuinegirly

campaigns - discomfort experienced when your tent is perched on a bed of stones.
shift - shy flying squirrels.
loiter - longing for terrifying turds
apartment - the large white center of a peppermint.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy

lotsofmagnets

sticky - like a stick

comes from:

q: what´s brown and sticky?
a: a stick

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mother nature made the aeroplane, and the submarine sandwich, with the steady hands and dead eye of a remarkable sculptor.
she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?