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Old 03-28-2008, 06:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Neologisms

Basically, take a word and give it a new meaning, but the the new meaning has to be related to the make-up of the word. The concept was regularly gone over on I'm sorry I haven't a clue, which is now defunct, sadly.

*weeps*

So, the classic example:

Vanish - A bit like a van.

Behold, the workings of my mind.......

Deliberate - Harassing a take away.
Impede - JamaicanEnglish: The past act of a small man's urination.
Behold - A transport container for bees.
Contemplate - Induce lateness of a contract worker, by nefarious means.
Penetrate - The pen that E.T. really likes.
Scrutinize - Vernacular futurism, to make love to an android.
Analyze - A person with a very strict view.
Dispute - Modern veracular: This Computer.
Hammer - Pig Farmer.
Ambush - morning shrub (ver syn - wake up nookie).
Precocious - Before they were arrogant. (pre-coci-ous)
Antimony - communist in outlook
Rummage - Booze wizardry
Confirm - To steal from a business.
Puppet - A minature baby dog. (Boooooooooooo, gerroff)
Nothing - A stencilist, all out of slender g's.
Pioneer - Location for baked savoury goods.
Supreme - To remove the soup.
Intellect - Likes to speak in public.
President - Squeezing the passport of a treeman.
Dominate - The cash Minnie scoffed.

More! *cracks whip*

(really simple. take a dictionary or an article, pick a multisyllabic word and let your imagination run riot over it)
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Old 03-28-2008, 12:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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~30 views and no additions... maybe it's just me that considers these things are funny...

Funny - Amusing joint.
Consider - Dishonest apple drink

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Old 03-28-2008, 01:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Apple - a stretching of the abdomen.
Water - To add electricity.
Sadist - An unhappy individual.
Breakfast - To stop suddenly.
Submarine - Not worthy of water.
Handgun - The use of ones hand to simulate a weapon.
Crayon - An active supercomputer.

They're not the most intelligent, but I think I get the idea.
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Crayon - An active supercomputer
Breakfast - To stop suddenly.

Oh... They're so very very good.

policy - a cold person from Poland.
resulting - telling someone to f*ck off again.
fetish - like a party
fetishism - like a party as a principle
utilities - an uncomfortable pick up truck in Australia.
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:33 PM   #5 (permalink)
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pastels - female ancestors
soda - really stupid


I'm sure I have more... maybe later.
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:58 PM   #6 (permalink)
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pastels - female ancestors... Maybe french female ancestry would give more people a clue...

Knowledge - shelfless
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Old 03-28-2008, 02:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Necrophilia - Love of black people.
Assistant - Someone whose buttocks is naturally tan.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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pastels - female ancestors... Maybe french female ancestry would give more people a clue...
Oh, nice! Thanks!
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Knowledge - shelfless
This is good too.
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Old 03-28-2008, 03:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wisdom - A recently popular Franglais word.

Usage: To make plain between participants who will be the dominant during an S&M scene.

Necrophilia - the love of all crows
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:07 PM   #10 (permalink)
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campaigns - discomfort experienced when your tent is perched on a bed of stones.
shift - shy flying squirrels.
loiter - longing for terrifying turds
apartment - the large white center of a peppermint.
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Old 04-27-2008, 04:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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sticky - like a stick

comes from:

q: what´s brown and sticky?
a: a stick
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physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?
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