03-26-2008, 08:48 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Location: usa
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.......
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'" St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago." |
03-27-2008, 02:05 AM | #2 (permalink) |
Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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haha! nice.
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03-27-2008, 03:18 AM | #3 (permalink) |
Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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hehe. That's a good one!
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