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Prophecy 06-24-2003 01:15 PM

Almost Married
 
A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it. His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time....and maybe do it several times a day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.

When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year....maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.

"Well," grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, and I go to bed in my bedroom. And she yells, "Fuck You", and I holler back, "Fuck you too."

DEI37 06-24-2003 02:48 PM

That's damn funny! I like it!

Flesh 06-24-2003 03:26 PM

hahahaha!!!

Hydralisk 06-24-2003 07:38 PM

hey, I have oral sex like that all the time!

txgirl 06-24-2003 11:37 PM

i've always loved that one!

coldhands 06-25-2003 06:03 AM

That lust described my life! Are you guys spying on me?

MilleniumZeus 06-25-2003 07:53 AM

LOL!! Bad BAd mental iamge about grandparent sex!

SirLance 06-25-2003 05:23 PM

ROFL! Very funny!

leo_cote 06-25-2003 09:11 PM

Hihihahaha

jms263 06-25-2003 10:05 PM

Very nice. I like that one.

tfpman 06-25-2003 11:10 PM

Theres nothing quite like old people.

greenboy3 06-25-2003 11:15 PM

Old folks and sex in a joke always get a laugh.

viveleroi0 06-27-2003 03:24 PM

lol

Fade 06-27-2003 03:51 PM

good one

TerresqueÜ 06-27-2003 03:51 PM

Classic joke.

sooz 06-28-2003 12:52 AM

funny old man


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