uncle phil

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to Wal-Mart!

Why WAL-MART???

HELLOOOOOOOOO!?

WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

DEI37

Oh, man! That's awesome!!!

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Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

xepherys

*groan*

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The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato

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KellyC

You make me sick to my stomach...

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

genuinegirly

Oh my goodness. My dad will like this one.

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"Sometimes I have to remember that things are brought to me for a reason, either for my own lessons or for the benefit of others." Cynthetiq

"violence is no more or less real than non-violence." roachboy