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Old 03-25-2008, 09:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Angry and Happy

This guy says to his wife, "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and angry at the same time."

After a few minutes of thought she says, "OK. You've got a bigger dick than your brother."
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Old 03-26-2008, 12:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Bahahahahahaha!

time to share.
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Old 04-23-2008, 03:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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WOW! Scandalous! hehe.
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Old 04-23-2008, 04:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Good one.
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