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03-20-2008, 06:55 AM
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22 Year Old Bride
Morris an 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never been better," he replies. "I've got a twenty two year old bride who's pregnant with my child! . . .What do you think about that?" The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a beaver in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle... *BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him." "That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must have shot that beaver." "EXACTLY!"
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03-20-2008, 10:48 AM
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Location: ....a state of pure inebriation.
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Ah. God. My ribs hurt a little.
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03-20-2008, 02:13 PM
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Eat your vegetables
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Location: Arabidopsis-ville
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now that's a sad story. Why am I laughing so hard?!
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03-20-2008, 05:22 PM
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<3 TFP
Location: 17TLH2445607250
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Sad AND funny... perfect!
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03-22-2008, 04:19 PM
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Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator.
Location: Windiwana
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oh man,
thats the best ive heard in a while.
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