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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my God!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'

The doctor leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition in which his testicles rapidly accumulate semen. If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he suffers extreme pain, and his testicles could easily rupture.'

'Oh...well in that case, I guess it's all right, ' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a
nurse performed oral sex on him.

A gain, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?'

Again the doctor calmly explained, 'Same illness, better health plan.'

I need that plan...

you and i both

Haha, nice one!

great!

xoxoxoo

Hot damn! Is that covered in Canada?

Its probably covered in Amsterdam...

glad