I'm going to put it right on the line.....
 

There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.





Nothing like a good Caddyshack quote thread to lighten things up around here....

Whadaya got?

This is Tilted Life. Tilted Humor is down the hall and to the left.

Keep on going past Humor; Tilted Nonsense is the third door on the right.

I don't quite understand the point.

help me.

Well first there was a random quote. Then there was...oh never mind.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

I enjoy skinny-skiing, going to bull-fights on acid...

The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny.