Joke of the Day - June 23 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 06-23-2003, 01:26 AM

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man.

God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line?

The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

bravo49 · 06-23-2003, 01:54 AM

Didn't guess the end

CSflim · 06-23-2003, 12:14 PM

heheheh very good!

ratbastid · 06-23-2003, 04:46 PM

He hehe.... I know how he feels.....

cchris · 06-23-2003, 05:38 PM

Thats great

06-23-2003, 01:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - June 23 Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next time God looks the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were whipped was 100 miles long, on the line of men that dominated women there was only one man. God got mad and said. "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud, Learn from him!" Tell them my son how did you manage to be the only one on that line? The man said, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

06-23-2003, 12:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	heheheh very good! __________________

06-23-2003, 05:38 PM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Thats great __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

06-23-2003, 01:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Didn't guess the end

06-23-2003, 04:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	He hehe.... I know how he feels.....