What do you call..
 

What do you call a deer with no eyes?






No idear?






What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?






Still no idear?






What do you call a quadriplegic in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a quadriplegic in front of a door?

Matt.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call him while he is hanging out in front of your door?

Matt.

What do you all a quadriplegic in a hole?


Phil

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Eileen.

What do you call a quadriplegic in your mailbox?
Bill.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a meat grinder?
Chuck.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a hot tub?
Stew.

What do you call a quadriplegic on the beach?
Sandy.

What do you call a quadriplegic under a car?
Jack.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He won't come anyway.

What do you call it when an Italian man has one arm shorter than the other?
..
wait ..
wait ..

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wait for it ...


A speech impediment :thumbsup:

What do you call a quadriplegic in ditch?
Doug

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Ground Beef!


and i know it's not a "What do you call" joke, but:

Where does a waitress with one leg work?

IHOP

What's her name?

Eileen

What do you call a pair of quadriplegics nailed above your window?
Curt & Rod.

Also:

What do you say to a girl with no arms or legs?

"Nice tits."

What do you call a quadriplegic when he's not amused?

"Brewmaniac"

nuttin to see here, move along :expressionless:

what do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?


Irene.

(I call safe. My wife told me that)