lame-o one-liners 18
 

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!"

(groan)

oh man...

Nice groaner :)

I've seen this one before.

(get it?)

I second that groan.

My friend tells it differently.

Q: why don't you need to see an Arab after you saw a Mexican?

A: because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.