lktknow

Last night my Friend and I were sitting in the den and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids
from a bottle to keep me alive. That would be no quality of life at all,
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.

She's such a Witch

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jewels

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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.
Mark Twain

forgotten_dream

Oh man, that's brilliant! ^_^

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"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

Sion

cute...but shouldnt it be in the humor forum?

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

SSJTWIZTA

LMFAO!

did this really happen?

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

xepherys

hehe, evil woman!

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