Glad-I-Ate-Her

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands.

"What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked.

"I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friend's pussy," the man moaned.

The lady reached over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said. "You're getting to pussy he has never reached!."



Glad

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I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

oblar

ouch, that woman is cold*grin*

but i guess she just likes them big.

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clifclav

coldhearted. but funny

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Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

SirLance

Yikes! But funny!

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jms263

Man... that's harsh.