vintage 70's van assault
 

A man walks out of Home Depot only to find two older ladies spray painting over the naked mermaid mural on his vintage 70's van. He tried stopping them when one of the women tore the antenna from the van and started beating and gouging the man with the sharp broken end. The man was rushed to the hospital where he later died of van aerial disease.

Argh! That was horrendous! :)