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01-14-2008, 04:33 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent...
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01-14-2008, 08:28 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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not to nitpick, but isn't that a two-liner?
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