xepherys

Actually, this would be a great place for other bad contextual ads... but here's the first!

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The prospect of achieving a peace agreement with the extremist group of MILF is almost impossible...
-- Emmanuel Pinol, Governor of Cotobato

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Esoteric

Hahahaha, that's fucked up.

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From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch
Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck
I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change
Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

PonyPotato

This one is on my friend's myspace:

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"Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark."
— Henri-Frédéric Amiel

Plan9

Rocket man! I like the content-related advertising.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

PonyPotato

And another one..



So is it the flying or the food that's going to kill you?

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"Without passion man is a mere latent force and possibility, like the flint which awaits the shock of the iron before it can give forth its spark."
— Henri-Frédéric Amiel

blahblah454

I have never been on a flight, but from what I have heard I would go with the food.

These are hilarious. I wonder if that first ad got any hits. In fact, I wonder if any ads get hits. I know they must because they are there, but I have never clicked on one in my life (on purpose)

dd3953

well xepherys if you going to hell for laughing at that, i'll see ya there.

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[Technically, I'm not possible, I'm made of exceptions. ]

KellyC

Yeah, I'm going to hell as well. See you there, Xepherys.

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Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe?
Me: Shit happens.

robot_parade

You still use Internet Explorer?? Yeah, yer goin' to hell.

SSJTWIZTA

oh wow. what are the odds of that, really.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller