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01-09-2008, 03:36 PM
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Walmart
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the
clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!" The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager In front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams, "PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!" Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!" The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!! |
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01-09-2008, 04:54 PM
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Made me snicker.
Seems almost like it could be true, which makes it more difficult for me to laugh at. Dunno.
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01-11-2008, 06:18 AM
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The possible truth behind it made it all the more humorous for me. I love seeing people stick it to businesses that act up.
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