Kung Fu Kid

A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the
clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought
because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't
give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and
started screaming,







"PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"



The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager

In front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's
wrong?"

She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also
tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air
and screams,







"PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,

"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,





"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE

MY NIPPLES PINCHED

WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"



The crowd broke into applause and her money was
quickly refunded!!

Plan9

She should have put one of those nifty Wal-Mart smiley stickers on each nipple.

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Shauk

shoulda just pinched her nipples and kept the money.
lol

genuinegirly

Made me snicker.

Seems almost like it could be true, which makes it more difficult for me to laugh at. Dunno.

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xepherys

The possible truth behind it made it all the more humorous for me. I love seeing people stick it to businesses that act up.

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