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Old 06-22-2003, 06:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Glass Eye

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a
gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out
since he sat down,
but lacked the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of
its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out
of the air, and
hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye
back in place.
"Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards,
the woman invites
him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for
everything, she asks
him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap...and stay for
breakfast the next morning.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy
is amazed! Everything has been incredible! "You know," he
said, "you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."
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Old 06-22-2003, 06:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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groan... chuckle
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh my god. How can it be that I didn't see that coming?
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Old 06-22-2003, 03:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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that's just bad... sooo bad.
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Old 06-22-2003, 03:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hahahaha hahaha
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:36 PM   #6 (permalink)
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So bad that it's good.
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Old 06-22-2003, 04:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Thought she might say... I'll keep an eye out for you!
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Old 06-22-2003, 05:02 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2003, 07:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh... oh, oh, oh. Wonderful. My brain hates 'em, but I love 'em.
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Old 06-22-2003, 08:10 PM   #10 (permalink)
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*groan*... that was nice
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Old 06-23-2003, 12:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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oh good god! That was awful!
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Old 06-23-2003, 01:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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lol.


I was afraid she had some other secret too, but that's cool.
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Excellent!!
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Old 06-24-2003, 12:56 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I haven't heard a good cheesy joke in a while
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Old 06-24-2003, 01:17 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It's a groaner, but I still may tell my friends...
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Old 06-25-2003, 04:36 AM   #16 (permalink)
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eye've heard that one b4
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Old 06-25-2003, 05:09 AM   #17 (permalink)
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That was great... please keep your eye open for more of these.
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