Harsh things woman can say to a naked man
 

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on
personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.

hahahaha!!

Those ARE harsh. I feel shrivelled just having read them. ;)

11. (giggle and point)
Thats not even funny!! :(

18. I never saw one like that before.

That one might not always be a harsh thing to say.. ;)

:( why did I read this thread :(
talk about a self-esteem killer...

but funny non the less ;)

:(sad:(

sad yes but funny

ouch!

definately harsh

14. This explains your car.


I love that!

13. How sweet, you brought incense.
:( That is scary.

SHRINKAGE! I WAS IN THE POOL!!