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Plan9 01-06-2008 04:52 PM

For those against the death penalty...
 
... inmates about to die say some funny things!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/12/10...rds/index.html

Some of these "famous last words" are hilarious!

PonyPotato 01-06-2008 04:56 PM

My favorites:

Quote:

"Please tell the media, I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know."
-- Thomas Grasso, executed in Oklahoma on March 20, 1995

"If all you know is hatred, if all you know is blood-love, you'll never be satisfied. For everybody out there that is like that and knows nothing but negative, kiss my proud white Irish ass. I'm ready, warden, send me home."
-- Robert Atworth, executed in Texas on December 14, 1999

"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney."
-- George Harris, executed in Missouri on September 13, 2000

:thumbsup:

World's King 01-06-2008 04:57 PM

Even I don't know how this is funny.

Plan9 01-06-2008 05:03 PM

"I'd like you to give my love to my family and friends."
-- Ted Bundy, executed in Florida on January 24, 1989

mixedmedia 01-06-2008 05:07 PM

I don't really get it, either.

PonyPotato 01-06-2008 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin
Some of these "famous last words" are hilarious!

I suppose I find a handful of them amusing because instead of using their last words to express love or regret (or even make some philosophical comment on death), some of these inmates chose instead to comment on sports teams, spaghettios, and telling so-and-so to kiss their ass.

Crack 01-08-2008 11:29 AM

"When I die, bury me deep, lay two speakers at my feet, put some headphones on my head and rock and roll me when I'm dead. I'll see you in Heaven someday. "
-- Douglas Roberts, executed in Texas on April 20, 2005

timthetwat 01-23-2008 04:03 PM

yeah not following either tbh.

777 01-30-2008 03:55 PM

"Go Raiders!"

WTF?!?!

Infinite_Loser 01-30-2008 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by World's King
Even I don't know how this is funny.

Same. I don't see the humor in someone else's death, regardless of who they are or what they've done.

tenchi069 01-30-2008 08:06 PM

I must be a little off kilter as I can see the humour in this.

Tully Mars 01-30-2008 08:06 PM

My vote is also for not funny.

Years ago I knew a priest once assigned to the Oregon State Pen. He told me about an execution he attended back in the sixties. Attended? Not sure that's even the right word. At any rate he said several State Police Troopers, some of the condemned man's family and one newspaper reporter were basically the only witnesses. Said the troopers were drunk, laughing, joking, and cussing at the commended. After they gassed the guy he asked to speak with the troopers and explained there's a special place in hell for people who behave like they did. The way he told the story they were all white as ghost when he was done and suddenly sober.

Some things just aren't funny.

PonyPotato 01-30-2008 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenchi069
I must be a little off kilter as I can see the humour in this.

I guess I am, too. I find humor in their words, not their deaths.

Infinite_Loser 01-30-2008 08:22 PM

*Grumbles*

NVM

Crack 01-31-2008 06:12 AM

If they were about to be executed, and their last dying words were "I love you mom" so something else equally as sad or poignant, then it wouldn't be humor. But when a serial killer says "Redskins are going to the Super Bowl." then its funny.


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