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Old 01-06-2008, 02:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lone Ranger 2

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride in to town after being lost in the desert for 3 days.

Silver, the Ranger's trusted steed, was dehydrated and rapidly succumbing to heat exhaustion.

Acting quickly, Tonto suggests that the Lone Ranger enter the nearby Saloon to get water while he stays with the horses.

As the Ranger leaves for the saloon, Tonto begins running circles around the suffering horse, creating a refreshing breeze.

When the Lone Ranger requests a bucket of water, the bartender offers him drink while he waits. The well was out back and it may take a minute to prime.

There were some "fancy ladies" at the bar and the fatigued Ranger became distracted. While showing off his silver bullets, a stranger walks in...

Brushing the dust off his clothes the man announces, "Does someone have a big white horse with a fancy saddle parked out front?"

"Why yes, that would be me... the Lone Ranger!" said the Lone Ranger.

"Well... Just thought you should know... you left your injun running."
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Old 01-06-2008, 04:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh man, what a fantastically terrible punchline!
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Old 01-06-2008, 06:10 PM   #3 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
 
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GROAN!!! Good one, thanks!
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Old 01-06-2008, 07:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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That too a long time just to get that punchline..
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Old 01-06-2008, 08:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
I'll ask when I'm ready....
 
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That my friends, is a groaner.

(And yes, that's going to work with me....)
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