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Old 01-02-2008, 03:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians...



The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In

honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days, but



before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.





What is your first request?"





The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."





The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who

whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that

evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.





As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent

and spends the night.





The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You
have a

very fine and loyal horse but I will still kill you in two days.
What



is your second request?"





The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to



him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes



off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.





Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,

this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She

enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.





The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You
are

indeed a man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is

your last request?"





The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse....
alone."





The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone

Ranger's tent.





Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks

him

square in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully, you
dumb-ass

horse,

for the last time . . . BRING POSSE-EEE".
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Old 01-02-2008, 04:09 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I actually laughed out loud. Good one.
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Old 01-02-2008, 05:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHA oh my gosh.... that gave me a giggle!!
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Old 01-02-2008, 05:47 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hehehehe. I like that one.
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Old 01-02-2008, 07:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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this one totally cracks me up, good one!
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Old 01-03-2008, 01:08 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Didn't see that one coming....
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Old 01-03-2008, 09:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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WOW!! That was good. I hadn't a clue were it was going.
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Old 01-05-2008, 02:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
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That one cracked me up, Thanks!
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Old 01-19-2008, 06:35 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Cracked up as well
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Old 01-20-2008, 06:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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funny and new. i like. thanks.
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