Bathroom Humor
 

OK... so this is real immature. But what's your favorite phrase when telling soomeone you need to use the restroom?

mine is - "I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool."

Marking my territory.

I am a wolf.

Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl.

Paying my sewer bill

At work we get called and asked for our position all of the time, even when we are doing our "business". So we tell the person calling that we are in a meeting with Gordon (the owner of the company).

"I'll be in the server room"

I used to work with a guy who would say he was off to "go strangle a darkie".

It's about the most offensive thing I heard. Ever.

Squat and gobble

Moving Osama to the Tora Bora cave complex.

*fart*

I like to say that I'll be in my office making a boss.

In line with the power outages currently gripping this country, I just call it load-shedding.

:)
Eskom sucks

Pinching a loaf.

Making a sacrifice to the porcelain gods. That works for vomiting too.

Or, alternatively, I'd just say I've gotta go make John's day even worse. that one's tough cause I work with a couple of people named John.

I just say I am off to the ladies.

Growing a tail.

I'm up with the Times I go to Down Load

I use the standard: "I need to make a head call." Great for #1, #2, and vomiting.

I gotta take a shit.

Perform core dump.

Once in a while, for those special fecagenic occasions,

It's time to have that magical Mexican/Morning After crap.

cut logs, squeeze the cheese....

... I was in a band that toured full-time for several years. So after awhile we kind of developed our own subculture and "slanguage". At the time, there was a Playdoh toy called the "Fun-Factory" that came with patterned stencils for various shapes to be squeezed out in long "logs". So we became very creative in describing what shapes or designs we were going to create using "fun-factory"terminology. Ofcourse nobody actually looked at the product, but it was required at times to report "details" for scoring (1 - 10). It was the honor system. We thought it was hilarious because nobody knew what we were talking about, and we were very immature.

...come on, we were a bunch of guys in our early 20's, with no cultural boundaries or social guidance.

"Do a crossword puzzle..."

For puking in the toilet I call it going to ring uncle Huey on the big white telephone

For puking in the toilet I call it going to ring uncle Huey on the big white telephone

droppin' a deuce

"I've got to go see a man about a horse".

I'm off to "drain the rad"


or

I'm off to pinch a loaf.

I like, "Going to see a man abbout a shoggoth".

For micturation, "Time to go make my bladder splatter," or shake the weasel, drain the dragon, take my python for a walk, listen to the bishop whistle.

Ha,ha,ha, Grow a tail
Good one!

Lay some cable.
Stock the lake with brown trout.
Make a deposit at the porcelain bank.

LMAO :)