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OK... so this is real immature. But what's your favorite phrase when telling soomeone you need to use the restroom?

mine is - "I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool."

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

zed wolf

Marking my territory.

I am a wolf.

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Wait a minute...you google searched uncircumsized wang?
And we're the best that you could find?~~~~~~~~~ Bill O'Rights
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Push-Pull

Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl.

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"No laws, no matter how rigidly enforced, can protect a person from their own stupidity." -Me-

"Some people are like Slinkies..... They are not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs." -Unknown-

DAMMIT! -Jack Bauer-

God of Thunder

Paying my sewer bill

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I reject your reality, and substitute my own

-- Adam Savage

Godzilla

At work we get called and asked for our position all of the time, even when we are doing our "business". So we tell the person calling that we are in a meeting with Gordon (the owner of the company).

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Crack

"I'll be in the server room"

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Daniel_

I used to work with a guy who would say he was off to "go strangle a darkie".

It's about the most offensive thing I heard. Ever.

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troit

Squat and gobble

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I've yet to dephile myself...

Plan9

Moving Osama to the Tora Bora cave complex.

*fart*

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Sion

I like to say that I'll be in my office making a boss.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

healer

In line with the power outages currently gripping this country, I just call it load-shedding.


Eskom sucks

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allaboutmusic

Pinching a loaf.

Dtamr

Making a sacrifice to the porcelain gods. That works for vomiting too.

Or, alternatively, I'd just say I've gotta go make John's day even worse. that one's tough cause I work with a couple of people named John.

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Kaimi

I just say I am off to the ladies.

Tophat665

Growing a tail.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

fish_oinc

I'm up with the Times I go to Down Load

Atreides88

I use the standard: "I need to make a head call." Great for #1, #2, and vomiting.

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Shauk

I gotta take a shit.

Tophat665

Perform core dump.

Once in a while, for those special fecagenic occasions,

It's time to have that magical Mexican/Morning After crap.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

ottopilot

cut logs, squeeze the cheese....

... I was in a band that toured full-time for several years. So after awhile we kind of developed our own subculture and "slanguage". At the time, there was a Playdoh toy called the "Fun-Factory" that came with patterned stencils for various shapes to be squeezed out in long "logs". So we became very creative in describing what shapes or designs we were going to create using "fun-factory"terminology. Ofcourse nobody actually looked at the product, but it was required at times to report "details" for scoring (1 - 10). It was the honor system. We thought it was hilarious because nobody knew what we were talking about, and we were very immature.

...come on, we were a bunch of guys in our early 20's, with no cultural boundaries or social guidance.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

World's King

"Do a crossword puzzle..."

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belezabaub

For puking in the toilet I call it going to ring uncle Huey on the big white telephone

belezabaub

For puking in the toilet I call it going to ring uncle Huey on the big white telephone

cameroncrazy822

droppin' a deuce

Average_Joe

"I've got to go see a man about a horse".

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I think I'll procrastinate......in a little while.

Leto

I'm off to "drain the rad"


or

I'm off to pinch a loaf.

Tophat665

I like, "Going to see a man abbout a shoggoth".

For micturation, "Time to go make my bladder splatter," or shake the weasel, drain the dragon, take my python for a walk, listen to the bishop whistle.

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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

bubbaspike

Ha,ha,ha, Grow a tail
Good one!

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Y'all watch this.......

inBOIL

Lay some cable.
Stock the lake with brown trout.
Make a deposit at the porcelain bank.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

ottopilot

LMAO

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo