ASU2003

This thread started the idea. I just found a lot more here and didn't want to flood the other thread with them.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=129477

I'm not sure where it is from exactly, but there are more. Or you can make your own.
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php




































































I might need to make my own calendar out of these.

They have other demotivational posters as well...
http://despair.com/lithographs.html

Craven Morehead

bermuDa

very funny, but too many kids

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The_Jazz

With ASU2003's permission, I edited the thread and took out all the pictures of kids. This was way too funny to have the rest not be seen.

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KellyC

The last one....that's some real fantasy shit right there.

And the second one

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troit

Here's my ...

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Arachnid

thanks for the laughs ....


cheers

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bobby

fun stuff

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forgotten_dream

Probably the best Motivational style poster I've seen in a really long time--

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/i...1467209730.jpg


*Edit* Shoot, apparently it's too big to just post as an image. >_<

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Mavric98

Those were great.

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Sion

using the "make your own" feature of the Demotivator site, I created this poster:

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WARNING!!! VERY, VERY, VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
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REALLY, I MEAN IT...this one is hardcore porn...
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ok, if you really want to see it, here it is:

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Daniel_

"hog venom"?

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Sion

funniest euphemism for jizz that I've ever heard...so I went with it

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Tophat665

Couple I've Made (Think I may have cribbed one from someone else, but I don' actually remember any more.)

These from the best news photos of 2007





these from photoshops found on the net









This one, I know not from whence it came:

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Geo

A few more...

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"what doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger"

Plan9

Old school heavy metal is my favorite, 'Hat.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Sion

the Kirk one is too fucking funny

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Tophat665

More Star Trek Motivational Posters from echosphere







My Favorite and an occasional work desktop wallpaper

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Geo

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blahblah454

There are some good ones here, good laughs all around.

Jenna

I love these.

Speaking of D&D...

Tophat665

Throw the Halfling!
Aaahhhhhhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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Punk.of.Ages

This is the funniest one I've ever seen.



This is awesome. I never seen this one before.

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dlish

will would love jenaboos' 4th pic.

actually so do i.

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Pacifier

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Tully Mars

Hilarious!

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LoganSnake

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Tophat665

Another boy who found TFP from Fark?
WHARRGARBL - your dog wants a better caption.
I am going to have to stage that YMCA one next time I get a chance.

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DiffEng

I love this thread. That Blasphemy one had Pepsi coming out my nose.

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Jenna

Hopefully I don't have any repeats!

Punk.of.Ages

Ah... Who you gonna carr?

Haha

That's hilarious!

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Ilow

A couple are variations on a theme...

Most of these are Really, Really NSFW.


I'm Serious.


After the first one, you're fucked if your boss sees you...

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Jenna

Haha, "because you can't titty fuck a personality!"

Ilow

should have dedicated that one to you

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Jenna

Totally! I'm saving that one.

Sion

photobucket says you violated terms of service with pics #2, 4, & 6...

can you upload them some other way...I REALLY wanna see the tittyfuck one

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Destrox

Ok that made my night. This thread > *

For everyones viewing pleasures:

All images have been saved and re-hosted here so if anything else dies:

www.disp0sable.org/lithos/

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Punk.of.Ages

This ones not very funny, but it caught my attention.

Just keep looking until you jump.

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"Punk rock music is great music played by really bad, drunk musicians." -Fat Mike

Jetée

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lotsofmagnets

the abstinence one is diamond







and just for my love of random

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she shed her mountain turning training wheels, for the convenience of the moving sidewalk, that delivers the magnetic monkey children through the mouth of impossible calendar clock, into the devil's manhole cauldron.
physics of a bicycle, isn't it remarkable?