uncle phil

A cop pulled over a man who was driving a car filled with penguins.

"Sir," the officer said to the driver, "you can't have all these penguins in your car! You must take them to the zoo right now."

The man agreed and the cop let him go.

The next day the cop pulled over the same man with the same penguins in his car. When he approached the vehicle he noticed the penguins were wearing sunglasses.

"Sir," the officer said, "I distinctly remember telling you yesterday to take those penguins to the zoo."

"I did," the man said. "Today we're going to the beach."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

jewels

Awwwww. I like those mushy ones.

Brewmaniac

And tomorrow their going to the circus!

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

paddyjoe

was he driving a 'vette....

troit

Why not the city?

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