Santa revealed!
 

Santa revealed! Here for the first time we see the real Santa!

A lovable (and magical) white beluga whale!

Santa is pictured here with top-elf Esteban ("Steve") discussing logistics at the ultra-modern AquaPlex 2000. The state-of-the-art rapid development and deployment facility nestled deep within the secret North Pole complex.

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Yes, Santa is naked.

Awwwwwwww....... Santa's cute!

So, wait, how does he steer his sleigh then?

As you know, Santa's top-elf Esteban ("Steve") is a world-class reindeer wrangler. He handles the reigns as Santa rides ensconced in a water-tight enclosure aboard the "AquaSled 2000". And besides, Santa IS "magical".

...note Esteban's athletic build, calloused hands, and authentic reindeer wranglin' boots.