bluepolaski

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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"I never stopped to think of it before, but you know - a policeman will jest stand there an' let a banker rob a farmer, or a finance man rob a workin' man. But if a farmer robs the banker - you'd have a whole darn army of cops out a-shootin' at him. Robbery is a chapter in etiquette." - Woody Guthrie

ottopilot

Santa does love rich kids more! ...and rightly so!

Santa knows full-well that poor people and "commie libril's" are always whining about what's fair. He also knows they have a higher rate of blowing the whole fantasy for their kids, thus instilling their own irreversible defeatist ideology into their young and still-pliable craniums.

Well then... of course the little Che' t-shirt and beret wearin' tikes can't help but grow up all cranky, righteous, and poor (CRAP)... thus perpetuating the continuous cycle of more impoverished cranky people and "baby Jesus haters" who deny Santa Claus.

Tell 'em to believe in Santa and to write big wish-lists for Christmas ...because they owe it to their babies, their grand-babies, and America to be happy, rich, and have way more presents on Christmas than kids who's parents are CRAP.

...it's a joke

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The_Jazz

Psst.... You're in Tilted Humor. It's ok.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Illuminaire

Rich kids leave better cookies and more milk.

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Charlatan

Santa Clause Likes Rich Kids Better - a bitter sweet song.

http://radio3.cbc.ca/play/band/Young...h-Kids-Better/

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Anxst

I was poor, but I always left Santa Bushmills, gingerbread, and cocoa when I was little. I didn't always get a lot, but I usually got the one thing I usually had my heart set on.

So, that's the deal, poor kids. Go steal Santa some liquor.

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